Archive for December, 2004

REFLECTIONS…continued

2004 has gone with the wind .just like that .taking with him 135,000 people in asia in just 1 day(tsunami ). At a personal level this has been a great year .Everything just happened to work out.

The things that personally thank God for this year amonsgst others are

1.Having a family back in kenya that is safe and sound bearing in mind the high crime rate in kenya.

2.I am greatful for the great health that you gave me .the fact that for one year i have not gotten ill or sum’thing.I took health insurance , yes but God knows that i did not need INSURANCE made my man but rather ASSURANCE made by God

3. This year I made alot of friends and hope I did not make enemity with anyone

4. 2004 Was a good year financially. Atleast the stresses that I went through in ’03 kwishad.

nways.There are just too many things to be greatful in this year

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MY ASSHOLE THEORY!



1 OUT OF EVERY FIVE PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES

SO IN A DAY IF YOU AVOID LARGE GROUPS

MATHEMATICALY YOU CAN AVOID MEETING

ASSHOLES. SO ALWAYS CHECK THE ASSHOLE

RATIO BEFORE YOU GO TO ANY FUNCTION AND

BE PREPARED. 500 PEOPLE 100 ASSHOLES ODDS

ARE YOUR CERTAIN TO MEET ONE.

I Hate

whatever you want to call em. i hate em. i hate wasting my time on sneaky underhanded fake ass people. you know, the fucktards who smile constantly and hold convo with you as if they really give a fuck. only to use what you talked about as some form of fuel to try and get you burnt. in the end they betray your trust and deny any kind of past comradery.

but it’s perfectly fine, past experience has hown me two sayings that ALWAYS hold true in life:

“Justice is the strongest pillar of God”

and the good ol’

“What goes around comes around”

I never wish harm on people…but it seems to happen anyway.

i’d rather waste material goods on fakers, coz i can work to get that back. time on the other hand can’t be regained in any way shape or form.so to you shady, sneaky, fake, conniving, devious, dirty dealing, swindling, BITCHASS folks…

i give to you a good ol fashoned

FUCK YOU!

Black,White,Latin,– what they wont admit

10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW,

BUT WHITE PEOPLE WONT’ ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

3. Jesus was not White.

4. Skinny does not equal sexy.

5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.

6. N’ SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

9. Kissing your pet is not cute.

10. Rap music is here to stay.

10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW,

BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT

1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

2. “Jump out and run” is not in any insurance policies

3. Your country’s flag is not a car decoration.

4. Hickey’s are unattractive.

5. Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.

6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.

8. Jesus is not a name for your son.

9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTTwhooped (or theirs).

10 THINGS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW,

BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:

1. Tupac is dead.

2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.

4. O.J. did it

5. Teeth should not be decorated.

6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.

7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it’s a color).

9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

10. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.

Sexc’n’Shy

reflections of a brother

I guess i should call this the ‘reflection corner’, so i can reflect on the things that are currently happening in my life. Well, where do i start??

Life at 25, or let’s say mid 20’s in really tough! I’m sure that most people at this age, who are reading this can well relate. I guess it hadn’t dawned to me that i’m an adult and it was about time i gained some independency from my parents. I still depend on them, in one way or another…i guess that’s what parents are there for.

I know that i’ve come along way but as a human being, i’m not satisfied at all. Sometimes i wonder why am working my ass off in school, when people like p.diddy,snoopville quit school and are making millions. I think that i’m totally in the wrong career. Maybe i should have used the money for college to buy houses in kenya or sumthing other than fees.its so painful that just today i’ve spent $1800 dollars paying for just 6 credit hours in school. what would i do with that amount of money .But i guess everyone’s life has a destiny and you never know. Choosing a career and knowing what you want out of life, is so hard. There’s so much pressure from all places. My parents never warned me that it was gonna be like this.

But through all this pressure, i have hope…a little hope that i will make it, in this thing called life. Things could be worse, but they’re not. So, if you’re reading this, just remember that there’s always someone out there who has it worse of than you. Take life one step at a time. Life is unpredictable, so why plan it???

I Hate

whatever you want to call em. i hate em. i hate wasting my time on sneaky underhanded fake ass people. you know, the fucktards who smile constantly and hold convo with you as if they really give a fuck. only to use what you talked about as some form of fuel to try and get you burnt. in the end they betray your trust and deny any kind of past comradery.

but it’s perfectly fine, past experience has hown me two sayings that ALWAYS hold true in life:

“Justice is the strongest pillar of God”

and the good ol’

“What goes around comes around”

I never wish harm on people…but it seems to happen anyway.

i’d rather waste material goods on fakers, coz i can work to get that back. time on the other hand can’t be regained in any way shape or form.so to you shady, sneaky, fake, conniving, devious, dirty dealing, swindling, BITCHASS folks…

i give to you a good ol fashoned

FUCK YOU!

Black,White,Latin,– what they wont admit

10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW,

BUT WHITE PEOPLE WONT’ ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

3. Jesus was not White.

4. Skinny does not equal sexy.

5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.

6. N’ SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

9. Kissing your pet is not cute.

10. Rap music is here to stay.

10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW,

BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT

1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

2. “Jump out and run” is not in any insurance policies

3. Your country’s flag is not a car decoration.

4. Hickey’s are unattractive.

5. Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.

6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.

8. Jesus is not a name for your son.

9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTTwhooped (or theirs).

10 THINGS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW,

BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:

1. Tupac is dead.

2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.

4. O.J. did it

5. Teeth should not be decorated.

6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.

7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it’s a color).

9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

10. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.

Sexc’n’Shy