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Finally Fixed …

last week my balls  makendes were in afix . I could not access jobo ‘s network from nyumbanis ,posted  hapas as the fight of my life  nways   after soliciting help from many unknown places like an MP in koinange street I finally decide to go see what the fala wise guys in IT had to say..

So ,Those IT guys uninstalled the drivers for the Router and then restored the IPs That I had mixed up and then in the process of doing so many other trial and error things it appears I configured the settings for SSL 2.0, TLS 1.0, PCT and the likes ,Wrong .such that when the weblifyer connected to the citrix portal. It was interpreted by the security configuration of the VPN to come from an unsecured network despite using the right password and user name .Finally After several attempts, some tool called P-synch (whatever that is ) locked out my network assigned/generated IP.

  Then also they went to the system Logs and the real cause of this problem was registered as—- “IP could not open the registry key for adapter TCPIP\Parameters\Adapters\NDISWANIP. Interfaces on this adapter will not be initialized” ——and the cause of this ati a registry key required for the TCP/IP configuration was missing so they decided to, remove and then reinstall the TCP/IP protocol.

  Another problem they claimed that I  letad  was that when I tried tunneling through HTTP instead of HTTPS , the server took it as an potential attack on the server Depending on the sensitivity of the resources that the user can access or are allowed to access, the server does not allow one to use insecure mode for a browsers that don’t support HTTPS or not configured to Default to HTTPS .  now about the port mapping. I got it all screwed the thing is that the machine is loaded with app tunnels that were designed to let me( the user) access TCP/IP client server applications that would normally not be accessible outside the ka Firewall. Now me and my curious self I messed with the AppTunnels that were originally set and predetermined.

what I was actually supposed to have done was  to map the app tunnels first and then create one for each set of TCP/IP ports that I needed to forward through the server . and I understand in most cases the creator of the software installed in the comp was/is supposed to tell you what TCP/IP ports the program uses and , if there is none preset ( e.g. my routers lack of pre-programmed ports) there Is way to do it by the system admin …so according to those guys . I should not have even touched the ports at all! Because they are configured by the admin Administrator. Even though I still am be able to configure others my self…

phew  at least I can now troubleshoot this thing incase it brings issues in the future .

 hmmm ngoja kwanza ..Now this week  my battle is with the US goverment’s  Social security offfices  sqaurely  even if it means blood been spilt ….mungiki stlye  ( beheading et al ).

so juzis me and my balls  makendes go replace my SSN card and i dont know why they decide to hook me up with one with some big ass words printed : ” Valid for work only with INS authorization ” …
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I know am an immigrant  hiyo sikataiiii …..But… such small things really make immigrants mad. and you dont want an angry  nyeuthi  in your offices.!si ujust give me one bila maneno mob like this ..

while at it,this song  brings back  the  memories of the   nightlife  in  nairobi.The club/pub  hopping ,The stealing of zaks gari at the dead of night , javeing on Kboo ,The seasons moments ,the green corner moments , The chiles at “box”  @ UON  hostels  …I cant wait to fika jamhuri in december !!!!

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wananchi wajienjoi california vitu mzuri

Upcountry

so akina bro and siz went upcountry over weekend I sikia its raining cats and dogs .. na hukos … so the dude sends me this pic of how they got stuck in the mud on sunday when trying to get out .Sasa janas I am like ..when you went down that road didn’t you fikiria that it would be impossible to get out given that its a well tarmacked road (*f&^u%k% !I wish ) ??ama they jua villagers are always at hand to do the pushing ?.. lakini si me and my makendes miss this life of shags and the matopes and all… that . the feel of driving mud is thrilling to say the least . .and thats pengine why i am so wishing I could be the one driving kwa matope( boys will always be boys ) kwanza I miss my childhood…. growing up was fun those days. I recall that we would pack up and travel to the heart of riftvalley over easter just to specifically watch rally cars Get jiggy in mud…

FYI my shags is somewhere in deep RV and I sikia ati the Naivasha -nakuru -kisumu road is so bad they prefer to go towards sijui narok sijui wapis first………least I can danganya one jungu that i live with wild animals……. but seriously isnt jamhuri beautiful? the only ka place where wild animals and humans co-exist bila probos ?

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.. Its funny cuz most of my life I grew up very indifferent about shags .. I cared less or should I say I hated anything to deal with shags and anything remotely connected to it Basically grew up a townized dude .The crazy thing is now I have this major liking for anything that points to rural life or related Manenos.

It kind of hard to go back and talk interest rates in wall street , Discuss the fluctuations in the Dow Jones ,NASDAQ while sipping latte mocha or cappucciono in a starbucks somewhere in states when you see such 3rd world quality of life that your own people ( in general ) under go and you’re powerless* ( to an extend) to make any changes

anyone watched blood diamonds – Kumbuka the acronyms TIA – This is Africa? > Yeah this is Africa

wananchi wajienjoi music ….