Jamhuri ..flashback so this the year 2002 ,former prezzo is taking uhuru son of Jomo Around jamhuri trying to sell the dude …
Moi :”Nani haba anaweza gusema ati yeye mwenyewe hana uwezo wa gulinda nchi yetu? kama iko mtu ,wega mgono chuu”
Then kidogo he turns to his right and notices his pal uhuru has his hand up ,Moi is furious ….
Moi :” Uhuru wega mgono yago chini!”
Back To present.. NFL… I wanted to talk about Football season .. ook The other day am talking to this chick we happened to be catching pints with in a local joint about the thrills of football and she goes like ( Kwanza with that ka nairobi’s chiles atttitude with hand in the air …) she semas ” I just don’t understand why someone will kimbizana for a stupid ball,bang on each other and carry that heavy chuma for more than an hour! I find it depressing rather than fun”
bana …I dont know how chicks are wired kwa this dunia but just from the way she treats football with such contempt .. what is a man to do ? you see this is why one day you hear that someone was found murdered and no murder weapon was found and unabaki you wonder why it happened. ……. its futile to attempt to separate a man from his sports and specifically football.. so later as the evening progressed I adviced my pal try this out( watching a game ) and she will never forget the thrill and adrelanine rush that comes with watching a touch down…
So today was GAME DAY!!!! I tokad jobo in a hurry cuz I Could not wait to get to fika nyumbanis to get stragetically ready ( grab a cold one + some chakula ) for the pre season game between Dallas cowboys and if colts ! so mimi huyo i kamata traffic nini exit kwa beer store , ingia traffic fika nyumbanis ! kwisha … am ready and armed ! i call my jamaas for the big preseason .. wapi kila mtu is somewhere else ….. except two nyangaus who hear thar corona iko kwa nyumba…. they check in so fast…… faster than a hoooker is moved around in a buster rymes video..
..As expected, rookies and reserves dominated the Texas Stadium turf, but Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips accomplished his goals for Thursday’s preseason opener against the Indianapolis Colts. He finally got to evaluate his players in a game situation, and his team played competitively, beating the Super Bowl champions, 23-10 !! ( morale booster bana!)
kiasi this just a ka nice way to open up the season for fans even though mambo bado mbali………….! but all the same colts Balls makendes lalad flat kwa texas stadium
kwanza wade Phillips played his second- and third-team units throughout the second half. Quarterback Tony Romo and most of the starting offense played only two series in the first half. Romo, who played without wide receiver Terry Glenn (knee scope), ended up giving way to backup Brad Johnson. !( i dont like your game daddy!!)
Nways today was an appertizer of manenos to come !mpaka even our ka new coach bwana Phillips admits his first game at Texas Stadium, preseason or otherwise, held d some personal significance. becuase today is when we the fans of cowboys actually got to see him manage ama his ka first demonstration of the stamp he has placed on the franchise. after last seasons f-up with bill percells… in the playoffs! that was painful if you recall the big romo moment when this Rookie of Q Back really screwed us up..
coming to think of it ..take a close look at this picture…. tell me isnt that guy scared??
Daddy …Hio kukudoa macho am sure ilileta migrane. manzee mpaka pupils zika dialet. lol who knows he must have pee’d on himself kwa uwoga !
The truth is who would not be scared…?? imagine two mean animals men fully straped with chin pads, rib protectors 14 pound shoulder pads CHARGING on you at approximately 60 MPH and the animals men have just charged past the 40th yard line and you know pretty well that they are not comming to say ” HI papi ” ziii !!!!!their sole intention is to knock the air out of your lungs. and kwanza when you are caught offguard and when you chungulia via the side of your helmet and you see a 245 lbs mass charging on you only thing you can do is pop your eyes .!!!!
That fear is REAL.
So to this player , in a minute the whole of his ka life flashed ahead of his helmet and he can only picture himself with An intra-venous(IV) drip hanging 2 feet above his lower body replenishing fluids lost as result of the rather unfriendly encounter with the 285 pounds. of human flesh in motion.!
sa hizo . when a man is dealing with life and death issues .. all we the fans worry about is ” ..did he make a touch down ?…”
lakini si thats why he has a $ 25 million 4 year deal and I and you dont have…anything close to that?!
So thats a pretty tight start for This Pre-season manenos..
4 responses to “Football season karibias….!!”
threetypesofcrazy
August 10th, 2007 at 01:33
LOL….I remember that day (Moi and Uhuru)
Pole I skipped the bit about sports lakini I am a chile. But I know not to mess with men and sports.
I believe someone once said, “people think football is a matter of life and death. let me tell you it is more serious than that!” ENUF said
shiro
August 10th, 2007 at 09:08
My eX made me fall in luv wit football cuz all weekend he would sit and watch it and with time I found ma self fallin’ in wit his sports more! 🙂
kip
August 10th, 2007 at 12:44
man shall live by football alone , he shall not want. it makes him lie down in the couch .it bringeth peace and traguitly with thy adrenaline rush of interception and a touch down ..
football leadeth a man NOT, out of his house for the tube bringeth life to sports fans,
amen
amani
November 9th, 2011 at 08:35
goodstuff!!